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Top Coffee Orders, Objectively

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  1. 1

    Cortado

    The correct milk to espresso ratio.

  2. 2

    Flat White

    Cortado's better dressed cousin.

  3. 3

    Espresso

    Nowhere for a bad roast to hide.

  4. 4

    Pour Over

    Twenty minutes for clarity.

  5. 5

    Cold Brew

    Smooth, strong, faintly industrial.

  6. 6

    Cappuccino

    Ruined by foam, saved by tradition.

  7. 7

    Iced Latte

    Milkshake with a caffeine alibi.

  8. 8

    Americano

    Espresso with the fun diluted out.