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Greatest Breakfast Foods

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  1. 1

    Breakfast Burrito

    Structurally perfect, portable, complete.

  2. 2

    Eggs Benedict

    Peak effort to payoff ratio.

  3. 3

    Shakshuka

    One pan, zero compromises.

  4. 4

    Cold Pizza

    Undefeated the morning after.

  5. 5

    Congee

    The most comforting bowl on earth.

  6. 6

    Bagel and Lox

    Only works if the bagel is real.

  7. 7

    Belgian Waffles

    Dessert in a trench coat.

  8. 8

    Overnight Oats

    Virtue, served cold and grey.